butts

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carl-sagan)

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

babyafrican:

Animals Without Necks

I have a horrible feeling that in the year 2500, this post will be studied in great depth as a key example of 21st century art and culture.

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aiclan)

(Source: rantsomnotes)

milkshakeprincess:

Me being touched by people who aren’t my friends. 

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(Source: shitweed)

eeelneeed:

no but when i type this face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and my computer realizes the nose/mouth character isn’t a word it does the red squiggly underline

and it looks like lipstick

hay gurl

porkrub:

who the fuck decided to put a fuckin pine tree in their house 4 christmas like for real “wow its jesus’s bday imma throw this wack tree in my house in celebration”